Do you still believe in "American Exceptionalism"? You know, that self-congratulating, masturbatory, loved-by-conservatives theory fantasy that claims the United States is innately better than every other nation that is now, or ever was, or ever will be? That this country is unique in all of world history in both origin and execution, and therefore destined to lead for the rest of eternity, admired and envied by the planet's oh-so-jealous billions unfortunate enough to have been born outside our borders?
You do? Really?
Then it's time for a reality check. Or, better yet, 25 of them. I present to you the following randomly-chosen examples of our stellar douchebaggery: